愚人節(jié)十個(gè)經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
愚人節(jié)是西方國(guó)家的節(jié)日，那么你知道一些與愚人節(jié)有關(guān)的笑話(huà)嗎?下面，我們一起去看看吧。
十個(gè)經(jīng)典的.愚人節(jié)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
1、why are people tired on april fool's day?(愚人節(jié)人們?yōu)槭裁雌＞?)
答：because they have just had a long march.(因?yàn)樗麄儎傔^(guò)了長(zhǎng)長(zhǎng)的三月。march 三月：行軍)
2、what weather do mice and rats fear?(老鼠害怕什么天氣?)
答：when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
3、when do dogs refuse to follow their masters?(狗什么時(shí)候不愿跟隨主人?)
答：when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場(chǎng)時(shí)。flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場(chǎng) )
4、what question can never be answered by “yes”?(哪個(gè)問(wèn)題永遠(yuǎn)不能回答“是的”?)
答：are you asleep?(你睡著了嗎)
5、what tree is always very sad?(那種樹(shù)總是很傷心?)
答：weeping willow.(垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹(shù))
6、when can you get water with a net?(什么時(shí)候可以用網(wǎng)兜裝水?)
答：when water is turned into ice.(當(dāng)水結(jié)成冰時(shí))
7、why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒(méi)完沒(méi)了地吃?
答：he's making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。
8、what's the longest word in the world?世界上最長(zhǎng)的單詞是什么?
答：smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因?yàn)閮蓚�(gè)字母s中間隔了一里。
9、what question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么問(wèn)題你只能回答“yes”?
答："what does y-e-s spell?"(當(dāng)別人問(wèn)你)“yes”怎么拼?
10、where were you when the power was cut off? 當(dāng)停電的時(shí)候你在哪?
答：in the darkness. 在黑暗中
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