愚人節(jié)英語祝福語
小編給大家分享了愚人節(jié)英語祝福語.Happy April fool's day!
愚人節(jié)英語祝福語一
1. Because of you I believe in fate perhaps all this are doomed to heaven having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah?
因?yàn)槟�，我相信命運(yùn)的安排，也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆。現(xiàn)在的我想說的是我上輩子是造了什么孽啊?
2. Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong and easy-to-carry concealed not weapons and other characteristics…… shoot you use the most appropriate!
磚頭又稱板兒磚，是老北京最有特點(diǎn)的文化遺產(chǎn)之一，具有殺傷力強(qiáng)，易于攜帶隱蔽性高，不算兇器等多種特點(diǎn)，所以……拍你用它最合適!
3. Psychological test: If you and the coward race you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!
心理測試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一樣快;3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸;2你就是禽獸;3你禽獸不如!愚人節(jié)快樂!
4. Notice: April Fool's Day approaching on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus meaning exactly opposite please pay attention. Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devil build lover!
通告：愚人節(jié)來臨，4月1日您收到的短信均為假的，意思正好截然相反，敬請留意。以下是第一條：您是英俊瀟灑玉樹臨風(fēng)貌美如花魔鬼身材的大眾情人!
5. you are the sun in my heart but it began to rain; you are the moon in my dream but it was obscured by clouds; you are the most beautiful flower in my heart but held; you are the goddess of the moon in the sky will fall to the earth unfortunately in the face of first the......
你是我心中的太陽可惜下雨了;你是我夢中的月亮可惜被云遮住了;你是我心中最美的花朵可惜開過了;你是天上的嫦娥降臨人間可惜臉先著地了……
6. in my eyes you will always be looked so carefree and eating with relish is always sleep is always Hanran sleep. I really envy you ah sometimes think do a pig is also very good.
在我眼里你看上去永遠(yuǎn)是那么無憂無慮吃飯永遠(yuǎn)是津津有味睡覺永遠(yuǎn)是酣然而睡。。。我真羨慕你啊有時(shí)想想做一只豬也挺好的。
7. my mother and I said I like you I want you to accompany me day and night. You know through this period of time I found that I can't be without you now. But my mother refused she said: "the family is not allowed to raise pigs"
我和我媽媽說了我很喜歡你想要你日晝夜夜陪伴我。知道嗎?通過這段時(shí)間交往我發(fā)現(xiàn)我現(xiàn)在不能沒有你了。可是我媽媽不肯她說:“家里不準(zhǔn)養(yǎng)豬”
8. After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking quit immediately eat two fruits three ring relaxed belt the four immediately quit drinking Wujiebaibu walk bathe immediately quit six seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember?
飯后七戒：一戒吸煙，二戒馬上吃水果，三戒放松褲帶，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡覺!八戒：記住了嗎?
9. If you look ugly call 0 if you build well call 120 if you temper bad call if you feel beautiful call my cell phone and elaborated……
如果你長得難看，請打0;如果你身材不好，請打120;如果你脾氣不好，請打;如果你覺得自己漂亮，請打我手機(jī)，詳談……
10. Because you I believe in fate perhaps all this are doomed to heaven having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah?
因?yàn)槟�，我相信命運(yùn)的安排，也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆。現(xiàn)在的我想說的是——我上輩子是造了什么孽啊?!
11. Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong and easy-to-carry concealed not weapons and other characteristics--shoot you use the most appropriate!
磚頭又稱板兒磚，是老北京最有特點(diǎn)的文化遺產(chǎn)之一，具有殺傷力強(qiáng)，易于攜帶隱蔽性高，不算兇器等多種特點(diǎn)，所以——拍你用它最合適!
12. Psychological test: If you and the coward race you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!
心理測試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一樣快;3你比狗熊慢。答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸;2你就是禽獸;3你禽獸不如!愚人節(jié)快樂!
13. Shaceng said: I have 1 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: I am 2 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment you change a phone call I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fool's Day!
沙僧說：我有1變!八戒說：我有32變!悟空說：我有2變!唐僧大怒：西天路上也沒見你們變個(gè)電話，看人家妖怪都拿手機(jī)看短信呢!愚人節(jié)快樂!
14. an urgent reminder: look at your left and then look at your right. Please be careful just slipped out of a mental illness his features are: holding a mobile phone look around.緊急提醒:看看你的左邊再看看你的右邊。請小心一個(gè)剛溜出來的精神病他的特征是:拿著手機(jī)東張西望。
15. want to with you to see the sea but can not grasp the unfathomable future; think and you go mountain climbing is full to the ideal of the vacant; think and you to drift but not the happy heaven; want to go shopping with you has been the police refused he said: don't walk a dog!
想和你去看海卻掌握不住莫測的未來;想和你去登山卻布滿對理想的茫然;想和你去飄流卻到不了幸福的天堂;想和你逛街卻得到警察拒絕他說:不許遛狗!
16. the first sight to see you I said to myself: you are my life to strive for the goal I want to pursue you I want to hug you. I want to announce: I love you.........
第一眼見到你我就對自己說:你就是我今生要奮斗的目標(biāo)我要追求你我要擁抱你。我要公布:我愛你………人民幣!
17. do you have a TV? Look at CCTV1 the White House was bombed the whole building collapsed the police have closed down the entire Washington 1 people were killed and 32 injured people lost... 1 people cheated!
你那里有電視嗎?快看CCTV1美國白宮被炸了整棟樓全塌了警方已經(jīng)關(guān)閉了整個(gè)華盛頓1人死亡32人受傷人失落。。。1人受騙!
18. do not move! Robbery! All hands up! Men stand on the left the woman stood on the right abnormal station in the middle hey! Said is you but also installed to see the phone!
不許動(dòng)!搶劫!全部舉起手來!男的站左邊女的站右邊反常的站中間哎!說的就是你還裝著看手機(jī)!
19. your quality such as plum general staunch; my character like a glacier and refined; you have admirable connotation; you have let people dump of cool; and we respectfully call you "Meichuan underpants was"!
你的品質(zhì)如梅花一般剛烈;我的性格像冰川一樣蘊(yùn)藉;你有令人折服的內(nèi)涵;你有讓人傾倒的酷;于是我們尊稱您為“梅川內(nèi)酷”!
20. yesterday I dreamed of you really the sky is so Mingjing sunshine is so beautiful the sea is so boundless you stand on the blue sea I take small stick a poke you hey this is small bastard case is quite hard.
昨天我夢見你了真的天空是那么明靜陽光是那么明媚大海是那么一望無垠你站在蔚藍(lán)的海邊我拿小棍一捅你嘿這小王八殼還挺硬!
21. the day I saw you in the supermarket! You secretly reached barcode scanner and the screen display: yuan pig's trotters. Do you think the machine is broken and leaned over to look at the screen display PigHead meat yuan!
那天我看見你了在超市!你偷偷的把手伸到條碼掃描器上只見屏幕顯示:豬蹄元。你認(rèn)為機(jī)器壞了把臉湊過去看屏幕顯示豬頭肉元!
22. It is just a gust of wind worth mentioning but why is so eternal just a dream why is so real you do not bow to the phrase but I can not calm I finally couldn't help to say to you: next time you fart say!
僅僅是一陣風(fēng)也罷了偏偏是這樣永恒僅僅是一場夢也罷了偏偏是如斯真實(shí)你低頭不語我卻難以平靜我終于禁不住要對你說:下次放屁時(shí)說一聲!
23. In my eyes you will always be looked carefree and eating with relish is always sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know Oh! Sometimes think as you do so pigs are very good!
在我眼里，你看上去永遠(yuǎn)是無憂無慮，吃飯永遠(yuǎn)是津津有味，睡覺永遠(yuǎn)是酣然入睡……我真羨慕你呀，唉!有時(shí)候想想，像你那樣做頭豬也挺好的!
愚人節(jié)英語祝福語二
1、我在馬路邊，看到一分錢，剛要彎腰撿，原來是口痰，我靠，誰吐這么圓?
Along the road， I saw a cent， just bent down to pick it up and turned out to be a mouth sputum， I depend， who spit is so round?
2、考考你：世界上的豬一夜之間都死光了該怎么辦?(打一歌名)《至少還有你》呀!
Test you： the pig overnight in the world is dead? (a title) "still have you at least" ah!
3、小豬小豬了不起，每天睡到十點(diǎn)起，頓頓五碗都見底，體重沒有誰敢比，要問小豬在哪里?正在偷笑看短信。
Pig pig， slept at 10 o 'clock， at the bottom five bowls， weight than， no one dare to ask where the pig? Stealing a smile。
4、對不起!我不小心把“喜歡你”發(fā)到了你的手機(jī)里，如果你接受請保留;如果不接受，請把它發(fā)還給我。
I'm sorry! I accidentally put the "love you" to your mobile phone， if you accept please keep; If you don't accept， please send it back to me。
5、什么叫浪漫，明知道她不愛你，還送她99朵玫瑰。什么叫浪費(fèi)，明知道她愛你還送她99朵玫瑰。愚人節(jié)快樂!
What is romantic， know she doesn't love you， also send her 99 roses。 What is waste， know she loves you also send her 99 roses。 Happy April fool's day!
6、昨天晚上我做了個(gè)夢，夢見你掉進(jìn)了臭糞坑，爬上后你竟說：到底是生了個(gè)好時(shí)代，連糞坑也香噴噴。
I had a dream last night， dreamed you fell into smelly cesspit， climb up after you have said， is had a good time， even the cesspit also delicious。
7、你去超市買了一管牙膏后離開，收銀員望著你的背景感嘆：世道變了，豬都進(jìn)化到會刷牙了!
Leave after you go to the supermarket to buy a tube of toothpaste， the cashier looked at your background exclamation： the world has changed， the pig all evolution to brush your teeth!
8、給你講個(gè)故事，從前有個(gè)笨蛋，他非常笨，別人問他什么問題他都只會搖頭或回答“沒有”，這個(gè)故事你聽過嗎?
Tell you a story， once upon a time there was a fool， he is very stupid， others ask him what problem he would only shake head or answer "no"， have you heard of the story?
9、恭喜你中了大獎(jiǎng)，請于今天晚上十點(diǎn)整，帶著馬刀、鳥槍、土炮到中國人民銀行蒙面領(lǐng)取。愚人節(jié)快樂!
Congratulations to you in the awards， please at ten o 'clock this evening the whole， with a sabre， shotgun， soil cannon to receive noodles to receive the people's bank of China。 Happy April fool's day!
10、遇見你是無意，認(rèn)識你是天意，想著你是情意，不見你時(shí)三心二意，見到你便一心一意，如果某天我們有了退意，至少還有回憶!
Didn't intend to meet you， meet you is providence， thinking you were feeling， half-hearted when not see you， see you wholeheartedly， if one day we had the announcement， at least remember!
11、在我眼里，你看上去永遠(yuǎn)是那么無憂無慮，吃飯永遠(yuǎn)是津津有味，睡覺永遠(yuǎn)是酣然而睡。我真羨慕你啊，有時(shí)想想，做一只豬也挺好的。
In my eyes， you look is always so carefree， eat forever with relish， sleeping is a han however sleep forever。 I envy you ah， sometimes think， do a pig also is pretty good。
12、當(dāng)你收到此訊息，你的手機(jī)已經(jīng)中毒了，請?jiān)?0秒內(nèi)脫光衣服，裸體自轉(zhuǎn)10圈，否則手機(jī)停用，你還笑!還不快脫!
When you receive this message， your phone is poisoning， please within 30 seconds stripped naked， naked rotation 10 laps， or mobile terminated， you still smile! Still not quick to take off!
13、你就要去他方遠(yuǎn)行，真誠的朋友為你送行;凜冽的'寒風(fēng)，擋不住我倆的友情;我握住你的手說：好好改造，爭取減刑!愚人節(jié)快樂!
You will go to other travel， sincere friends to see you off。 The cold wind stop our friendship; I hold your hand say： good reformation， fight for commutation! Happy April fool's day!
14、東海魚倉多魚群聚，大魚小魚魚游魚碰魚。漁民呂玉撒網(wǎng)去捕魚，還沒捕完天下雨。雨珠打魚，魚遇雨，呂玉雨中忙捕魚。
The east China sea fish warehouse more clusters， touch the fish fish fish fish fish。 Fishermen Lv Yu net to fishing， I'm not chasing after the rainy day。 The beads fishing， fish in the rain， Lv Yuyu busy fishing。
15、我總是很愛你，是因?yàn)槟憧偸呛軒洑?我有時(shí)太恨你，是因?yàn)槟阌袝r(shí)太無理;我今天祝福你，是因?yàn)槟憬裉爝^節(jié)氣。祝愚人節(jié)快樂無邊!
I always love you， because you are always very handsome; I sometimes very hate you， because you sometimes too unreasonable; I wish you well today， because you had a throttle。 Happy April fool's day endless!
16、喜你已被美國牛精大學(xué)野蠻系無文化班錄取，請帶齊你的癡呆、奇難雜癥到唔系九路正撲街鐵達(dá)呢號美國大屎館報(bào)道。
Like you have been admitted to U。S。 cattle with fine university department of brutal culture club， please bring your dementia， difficult and complicated to not is flapping street TieDa nine road the big shit house report。
17、為了你，我不在乎世俗的眼光，不顧所有流言蜚語，只要能擁有你，哪怕是世界末日我也在所不惜，我要大聲向全世界宣布：我愛你，人民幣!
In order to you， I don't care about the secular vision， in spite of all the gossip， as long as you can with you， even I'm at the end of the world， I want to loudly announced to the world： I love you， yuan!
18、不看我短信的刑事拘留，不回我短信的勞動(dòng)改造。不打我電話的發(fā)配北極喂熊。時(shí)常想我電話短信聯(lián)系我的，獎(jiǎng)你一張2016的船票，送出地球。
Don't look at my message of criminal detention， not to return my messages through Labour。 Don't call me sent the arctic bear。 Often think I phone short message to contact me， for you a ticket 2016， out of the earth。
19、人活著真累!上車得排隊(duì)，單戀真受罪，吃飯沒香味，喝酒容易醉，上班特疲憊，搶劫還不會，掙錢得交稅，就連給小豬發(fā)個(gè)短信還得收費(fèi)。
One live really tired! Get on the bus line， unrequited love really suffer， eat no fragrance， drink drunk， go to work very tired， not robbery， earn money to pay tax， even send a text message to the pigs have to charge。
20、有人說你，白天像教授，晚上像禽獸。我看他們錯(cuò)了，因?yàn)橥砩夏忝摿艘路乔莴F，白天你穿上衣服也不是教授，是衣冠禽獸!
Some people say that you， like professor during the day， night like a beast。 I think they're wrong， because you stripped off his clothes at night is a beast， you put on clothes during the day also is not a professor， is a beast!
21、叩響愚人節(jié)的鐘聲，讓思念在嬉戲中綿延;送上調(diào)侃的短信，讓快樂在節(jié)日里歡唱;祝福生活更加甜蜜，讓幸福在生活中滋長。祝你愚人節(jié)快快樂樂!
The bell at April fool's day， let miss stretches in play; To poke fun of SMS， let happy singing in the holiday period; Blessing life more sweet， let the happiness in life。 I wish you a happy April fool's day!
22、愚人節(jié)，請把快樂的標(biāo)簽貼在生活里面，讓歡笑特價(jià)，讓尷尬減價(jià)，讓放松廉價(jià)，讓疲憊降價(jià)，讓健康加價(jià)，讓疾病下架，讓美麗心情放個(gè)假。
Happy April fool's day， please put the tag in life， let the laughter specials， let embarrassment on sale， lets loosen cheap， let tired price， price for health， disease has shelves， let beautiful mood put one false。
23、愚人節(jié)不只有愚弄，還有祝福;愚人節(jié)不只有欺騙，還有問候;愚人節(jié)不只有調(diào)侃，還有真誠;愚人節(jié)，真心祝你“愚”時(shí)俱進(jìn)，沉“愚”落雁。
April fool's day is not only a fool， and bless; April fool's day is not only cheating， and greeting; April fool's day is not only fun， and sincere; April fool's day， sincerely wish you "fools" by the， sink "fool" wild goose。
24、愚人節(jié)到真熱鬧，處處都是歡聲笑。朋友之間會惡搞，捉弄之人到處跑。別人欺騙也不惱，開開心心快樂繞。祝你愚人節(jié)開心一笑!
April fool's day to really lively， everywhere is cheers and laughter。 Between friends can parody， playing tricks on people around。 Deceive others also not angered， open happy heart happiness around。 I wish you a happy April fool's day a smile!
25、你在哪?快點(diǎn)去看衛(wèi)星電視臺，快點(diǎn)!美國一家大型核電站被人為泄漏，造成大量生物變異!其中一只變異猩猩正在看這則短信吶!
Where are you? Hurry up go to see the satellite television station， hurry up! One of America's biggest nuclear power plant by artificial leak， cause a lot of biological variation! The variation gorilla of an among those is see this message shout!
26、一陣鈴聲催人起，喚醒睡在美夢中，匆忙打開瞧一眼，上面顯示已遲到，撒腿趕緊往外跑。到廠一看就一個(gè)，傻瓜笨蛋涌心頭，此刻才想愚人節(jié)。祝愚人節(jié)快樂!
A ringing people up， wake up sleeping in a dream， in a hurry to open the look， shown above has been late， and hurry to go out。 To the factory a while see, fool fool chung heart, at the moment to April fool's day。 Happy April fool's day!
27、收短信的人聽著：你已經(jīng)被包圍了!幸福要與你熊抱，快樂要把你絆倒，甜蜜將對你綁票，好運(yùn)要對你實(shí)施偷襲，美女想跟你學(xué)習(xí)接吻技巧，你已經(jīng)無處可逃!
To receive the SMS to listen： you have been surrounded! Happy happy to bear hug with you, to trip you up, sweet for your ransom, good luck to you sneak attack, beauty want to talk to you learn kissing skills, you have nowhere to run!
28、你血壓高，血脂高，職位不高。大會不發(fā)言，小會不發(fā)言，前列腺發(fā)炎。政績不突出，業(yè)績不突出，腰間盤突出。呵呵!愚人節(jié)快樂啦!
You high blood pressure, high blood fat, position is not high。 No speak, moment don't speak, prostate gland inflammation。 The poor performance is outstanding, outstanding performance, between the waist dish outstanding。 Ha ha! Happy April fool's day!
29、彩票想中個(gè)500萬—難!情人想找個(gè)楊玉環(huán)—難!身上想百病不纏—難!難難難!其實(shí)都不難!告訴你，招財(cái)童子誕齊傳：招財(cái)童子到!好運(yùn)想不來都難!
Lottery tickets to a 5 million - difficult! Lover to look for a jade bracelet, difficult! Who want to or not bound - difficult! Difficult difficult difficult! Actually not difficult! To tell you, lucky boy born JiChuan： lucky boy! Good luck don't think it's hard to!
30、一歲半斤二鍋頭，兩歲情場是老手，三歲吃喝嫖賭抽，四歲坑蒙拐騙偷，此人年少有出息，長大以后智商低，明知此人就是你，仍然堅(jiān)持看到底。佩服!佩服!
One and a half jins spirit erguotou, love is two years old veteran, food and drink piao wager smoking three years old, four're incapable to steal, the man in a rare promise, low IQ, when I grew up knowing that the person is you, still see the bottom。 Admire! Admire!
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